christmastime

i always thought it strange that someone made that into one word. i wonder who it is that gets to make up rules like that. christmas time/ christmastime. i think i've got the credentials, whatever they are.

so, for the aforementionedtime, i gave myself a new blog. i will shut it down and start a new one a few brief months from now when i have written something i am embarrassed of, and convince myself that all evidence of writing failure needs to be completely destroyed.

taperjeangirlwithamotelface is a kings of leon lyric, and not even my favorite, and i don't even wear tapered jeans. but i do love a motel.

stuffwhitepeoplelike.com just may be the best blog ever created. it is incessantly witty and its got all this irony and preciseness all at once. i've never read an entry and not thought to myself, 'omg! that's so true about white people!' immediately followed by, 'dammit! i'm white!' i'm proud of it and all, i guess, but we are some of the lamest people ever. so maybe i'm not that proud of it. i don't really think i'd care what race i was, and i don't meant that in some extremist anti-racist way, like i could tolerate the hardships of them all, because it'd be really hard to be a jew and all, but, in the least demeaning way ever, i'm officially claiming that lameness plagues white people, and there's no civil rights movement ready to unleash us from its bonds. we are the culmination of all things bad all at once. i mean, its cool to be republican. i would go to the bar with sarah palin any day. but republican, and this isn't even about party issues but what they imply, is just a new word for WASP, and those were a bunch of uncool people, and if they were still around today they'd be doing what george dubya is doing right now too: watching fox news or a documentary on the history channel in case a point is ever raised in a conversation, we'd hate to not have the right winged opinions on how to refute it.

as for the real reason i brought up this site. this was a post from earlier in the week. "halloween" is also something white people like, because it gives a reason to dress up and consume alcohol. we like that too. this year for halloween, i got all clever and original, or so i thought, and went to the square as an ipod commerical. many mistook me as being intentionally and really black, but once i pulled my shuffle out and did a few fist pumps, they got the idea. but apparently someone else had it first. see above.

merry christmas.